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[It was mid-afternoon in Luceti and about an hour or so had passed since Jake came to and found himself not where he was supposed to be. After the initial shock, he managed to work out the journal and heard about some guide that led him to re-locate his things. Now he was taking stroll through the village. None of the technicalities of this place made sense to him, but he got the idea that he was stuck playing prisoner. That was what it all concluded to really. Nothing new to him, though this beats China's facilities any day. Was he happy? Not in the least. He was in the middle of something pretty damn important, like stopping an epidemic. Yea, he read that time would stop, but just leaving the job undone, when they were so close was pretty frustrating. Besides, he was still skeptical about a lot of things about this place.

He came to a halt in front of House 31, and gave it a look over. He walked around and locates a window. It looked like no one was staying in this house and it was surrounded by other homes that didn't have inhabitants in them either. Perfect. This particular window was facing the river and CB4. Anyone who happened by or just looked in the direction of the river would probably notice an explosion that was set off by a grenade. On closer inspection, a window had been blown off and took a chunk of the wall with it.

A few minutes after that, Jake goes on the journal.]

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So how much of a beating can this place take before the magic repairman stops coming by to fix everything?

[People can probably hear the the river, as he had moved himself away from House 31.]

Also, this is to anyone who got dumped here from Earth, if the words "Neo-Umbrella", "B.S.A.A." or "C-virus" sound familiar to you, talk to me. If you don't know know what I'm talking about, consider yourself lucky, I guess.

[...Should he mention Sherry? No, she'd likely answer this if she was really here. Anyone from home could be here afterall]

Just wanted to get an idea of how many people are on the same page as me.

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[...Dude, your hair. How much hair gel did that take?]

Sounds like a real party. Don't get along with your roommates?

[lasfjasl;kfj; it's not hair gel it's SAIYAN GENES]

That's one way of putting it. Why is it that you needed to know? Do you have the same problem? Living with brainless idiots, that is.

[Weirdo genes]

Nah. Just curious about this magical self-repairing building business. Buildings don't do that where I'm from.

[Best genes]

Neither do they from my own home world. [He thought that was just common sense.] It's made life...more interesting, I'd say. I just wish the rate was faster. [He still gets yelled at for acting like a little kid and blowing off the front of the house, which annoys him. That happened not too long ago.]

I guess they don't have enough juice in those "shifts" to do that. [...Speaking of]

I read about these shifts and how they do some pretty interesting things around here too. Can't say I believe most of it.

I can assure you now that what you're about to experience here is nothing like anything you've witnessed in your own world. Some of these shifts are completely absurd. Whether it's worse or not in comparison to your own universe is beyond me, but I suppose you can be the judge of that.

[In an unamused tone] Looking forward to it. What crazy shit did this place do to you so far?

[Aahaha what crazy shit has happened to him oh man let him tell you about that]

I've only been here five months and they've already caused me to have to obey the whims of others with no control over my own actions. And... [UGH]

They turned me into a woman. Have fun with that when it happens to you.

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